| A
young couple were making passionate love in the guy’s van (you
know, shag carpets, big double mattress in the back... all that)
when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out
"Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!"
The guy, not wanting to pass up
this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand,
but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, pulls the
antenna off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both
collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, the girl
notices that the marks left by the whipping session are starting
to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one
look at the wounds and asks "Did you get these marks having
sex?"
The girl is a little embarrassed
but admits that, yes, she did. Nodding his head knowingly the
doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years of
doctoring............
You’ve got the worst case of van
aerial disease that I’ve ever seen." |
