| A
girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes and the
girl was among the group. The police had all the prostitutes line
up. The girl's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
Not willing to let her know the truth, the girl
told her grandmother that some people were passing out free
oranges and she was lining up for some.
Grandma wanted oranges too, so she went to the
back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for
information from the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was
bewildered and asked, "You are so old, how do you do
it?"
"Oh, it's easy. I just take my dentures out
and suck them dry." |
