| An
Irishman’s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender
finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to
leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time,
same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh
air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls
flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his home
and when he arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his
face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches
his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages
to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is
sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He awakens the next morning to his
wife standing over him shouting at him.
"So, you’ve been out
drinking again!!"
"What makes you say
that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look.
"The pub called, you left your
wheelchair there again." |
