| Joe
leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his
mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out
of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
Joe smiled at the young woman and she started a
conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and
it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
Poor Joe broke out into a sweat trying to
maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his
arm and said, "Let’s go to my apartment I hear someone
coming."
He followed her into her apartment, she closed
the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off
completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would
you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, Joe finally squeaked,
"It’s got to be your ears!"
Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My
ears? Look at these breasts! They are full and 100% natural! I
work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin ...
no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel the best part of my body
is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, Joe stammered,
"Outside...when you said you heard someone coming? That was
me." |
