| Once
upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, and she
was sick of all the blonde jokes.
One day, she decided to get a make
over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new
convertible.
She went driving down a country
road and came across a herd of sheep.
She stopped and called the
sheepherder over.
"That’s a nice flock of
sheep.", she said.
"Well thank you.", said
the herder.
"Tell you what. I have a
proposition for you.", said the woman.
"Okay.", replied the
herder.
"If I can guess the exact
number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked
the woman.
"Sure.", said the
sheepherder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at
the herd for a second and then replied, "382".
"Wow.", said the herder.
"That is exactly right.
Go ahead and pick out the sheep you
want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and
put it in her car. Upon watching this, the herder approached the
woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for
you".
"What is it?", queried
the woman.
"If I can guess the real color
of your hair... can I have my dog back?" |
